Thoughts for Wednesday

Yesterday I shared a few "rules".  Today, a friend has shared with me, a few "thoughts".  They have all elicited smiles and who could ask for more?

EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER

Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted. (Ouch....or is it Itch?)

Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. :-)

Number 6
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, do
some baking . When his eyes are closed....the gleam is gone... sleep tight Leroy:)

Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.  (I'll pass on the fish and happily get caught in the web)

Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying
of nothing.

Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought:
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - And as someone recently said to me,

"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."