Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Tax Sense (another oxyMORON)

Way too good not to share.  I've realized that anything humorous that I can find about the federal or state government (It's not hard) seems to be a written or visual endorphin for my soul.  Endorphins help to alleviate pain and stimulate relaxation.  Taxes are painful and relaxation, smiling, laughing and often finger pointing are just plain enjoyable senses....So, it made sense for me to share this with you. Enjoy!:-)








I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS?

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