What a difference a day makes.........or a decade....or four! This meme (now there's even a new word) appeared this morning on my Face Book feed.
Pretty sure my reply would be a lot different.
HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN:
Love her that can stay!
Die for her scratch that one...too close to reality
Take her to dinner That one absolutely stays!!!!!
Miss the game for her Leave her alone during the game!!
Buy her jewelry Not..too expensive and already has what she likes to wear
Be interested in what she has to say Way past the "even hearing" what she has to say..
I would add:
Acknowledge birthdays and anniversaries
Enjoy the grandchildren
Try and retain any and all bodily gaseous escapes from any orifice
Help around the house without requesting an audience and applause
HOW TO PLEASE A MAN:
Show up naked With plenty of advance warning as things take time these days
Bring Beer Preferably scotch!
Wash, Fold and return clothing to
it's prior spot So he can wear the same 7 outfits and never touch the new
clothes received as gifts for the past 5 years.
It's simple really!
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