Thursday, September 19, 2013

Oh Poop, It was a Dream

Do you dream?  Do you remember them?  Do you even want to remember them.... ?  I seem to always dream after I've been awakened and drifted back to sleep.  I think it's generally the wee hours of the morning.  Sometime, they're good and I wonder if I went back to sleep, if they'd continue.  Others are sketchy, some are frightening and others, like last night (or this morning), were just plain weird! Let me take you there...if you dare:

I am a relative success in the movie business.  I have written the screenplay, I'm directing the movie and THANK YOU GOD, I am not starring in it.  Are you ready for the title?.....................................
"Even Porn Stars Poop!"  Really?  WTF in a very big way.  It's a very benign story of a porn star who is a real life, stay at home Mom of 3.  She appears to be single (except at night) and the story is her quest to remain just like everyone else...semi- normal!  She manages to keep her night job a secret until one day a short video appears on................................wait for it...................................Face Book.
Apparently the FB censors hadn't yet seen it and it was still up....so to speak. Living in a small town, the news was out.  The posts were favorable except for the terminal haters who didn't like anybody or anything and least of all they hated success.  It appears this woman was also on the local school board..uh oh! (how would those deep subconscious scenes emerge) and they were now threatening to have her removed.....

I awoke just as the Board was voting and have absolutely no idea what happened to this lovely, hardworking, young woman.  I'm thinking I should search through Amazon and find a book on what your dreams mean. On the other hand, it just might be that I watched too many episodes of the Client List and Peyton Place, too many laxative commercials or listened to Harper Valley PTA just one too many times.  I am thankful that, even in my dreams, I'm a successful writer.  I may have to spend a little more time on my titles!

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