Nothing is Certain

As they say, nothing is certain but death and taxes.  Through the years I've become a tad too cynical.. That's sad!  Outwardly, I'm the optimistic one in the family always saying, "Chin up, if it's meant to be, it'll happen, all good things take time, patience is a virtue....blah, blah, blah..  Sometimes, my heart is less than into it but my voice trudges on!  I'm a firm believer that we all need things to look forward to. It gives us purpose, a goal and often excitement in the adventure. Enough's enough already.. It's time for the kids to have their own home and the adventure to become a reality.....T-24 and counting... Please Houston.....no problems!


As for the certain uncertainties in life there are also some undeniable for-sures...Meant with a modicum of humor and a smidgen of self experienced reality, here are 5+:

 

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.

 

2. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

 

3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

 

4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was nearly shot dead by the woman's husband.

 

5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

 

I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit…A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Holding my breath (sort of) for 23 more hours.