Excuses excuses.....everybody always has excuses. Well here's a little twist. What made you NOT do it? A study published recently in the Journal of Neuroscience (which I read faithfully...right!) has "uncovered a surprising new property of oxytocin!" When monogamous men in a steady relationship ( I realize that's a relatively obscure term in today's world) took a whiff of it, they subsequently put more distance between themselves and an attractive woman they had just met....Hmmmmmmmm On the other hand, single, heterosexual men were unaffected.. The single man would stand about 2 feet from their newly, introduced female friend while the dosed up fellow in the strong relationship chose to stand 6.5 inches farther away.... Hmmmm 6.5 inches....Just about the average length of a h..............otdog roll. Out of the gutter girls! Unfortunately we can't yet buy an inhaler to keep in our purses for our men when we are socializing but this study group sniffed it from something.. It's curiously the hormone that floods the body in response to orgasm (WTH is that?), early romance (or that?), breast feeding and childbirth (no clue here). The research suggests that boosting oxytocin in the brain will promote trusting, friendly behavior. Sounds to me that a little sniff of this miracle "drug" would favor men staying over straying!!! Just think what General Petraeus, Bill Clinton, The Governator and even a few guys at the Betty Blue could have avoided if they only knew to take in a little "Oxy" in place of thinking they're so "Jocksy!
OK.. just did a little research... it's for sale!!!
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I may have just found the perfect male stocking stuffer:-)
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